orchid-ink:

iraffiruse:

Satisfying things

being a human is so weird

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nohomoujaku:

guys am i really going to fuck that am i really going to have intercourse with that over-toasted marshmallow with a tiny puppy tongue or is ren’s route just one huge practical joke put together by the fandom to mess with newcomers is ashton kutcher gonna jump out of my closet and tell me i’m on punk’d or am i really gonna let this squishy little pusheen motherfucker put his dick in me i’m so stressed out r ight now„

nohomoujaku:

guys am i really going to fuck that am i really going to have intercourse with that over-toasted marshmallow with a tiny puppy tongue or is ren’s route just one huge practical joke put together by the fandom to mess with newcomers is ashton kutcher gonna jump out of my closet and tell me i’m on punk’d or am i really gonna let this squishy little pusheen motherfucker put his dick in me i’m so stressed out r ight now„

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onorobo:

kelpls:

I made a comic from the mechanic/robot thing i drew a while back BUT THEN I REALIZED THAT I HAD TOO MANY THINGS I WANTED TO DRAW and i couldn’t fit it in 10 pictures and then i gave up and ended up with some small thing without any plot omfg i can’t do comics 

im sorry that it is an OBNOXIOUSLY LONG POST but it’s easier to read this way  i thin k /  

PL-PLEASE

I WANT MORE!

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lavandulum:

i’ve stopped trash talking comic sans after learning the font is actually one of the only dyslexia-friendly fonts that come standard with most computers and i advocate for others doing the same

I just want to discuss my feelings on the Adventure Time premier.

Spoilers below the cut for anyone who hasn’t watched it yet/it hasn’t aired yet in their time zone/etc…

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dggeoff:

dggeoff:

my family got me a vibrating toothbrush that i can most definitely use to masturbate and finally get off gdi but the only problem here is that it’s got mike wasowskis face on it and i don’t know if im ready for that level of commitment

i did it. i did it and i hate myself.

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chrissymodi-frost:

I have to reboot this today!

chrissymodi-frost:

I have to reboot this today!

alphametics:

Okay so!
Because of some rather unfortunate timing, I bought the wrong kind of laptop for when I go off to college.

Now, I have to sell this one in order to purchase a Mac for when I begin college in the fall.

This is an ASUS laptop, silver and black, with a full touch screen.
It is an energy star, with an Intel core i5 processor inside.
It also features a dual screen option and an original windows desktop for those who aren’t quite into Windows 8(the default widows set up on it).

It’s only slightly used, cleaned regularly, with no outstanding malfunctions(save for a sticky down arrow key, present since purchase).
Because I payed almost $700 for it, I’m looking for at least $600, with no extra needed for shipping.

I can only ship to the US only? Unless you’d want to pay for me to ship it elsewhere. And it does not contain the original box. I threw it away thinking I would keep the damn thing for a while.

It is about a month old, and will include the laptop, charger, and screen cleaner. I will do a factory restore prior to shipping.

Please message me if you’re interested! I would really appreciate it.

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funnyanimeshit:

Some creative anime fansubs 

lookingfor-thefaultinour-towns:

pizza-dome:

theevermysteriousowl:

LOSING MY SHIT

im gunNA VOMIT

"Of course you have left overs that looks fucking gross" I LOST IT THERE

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ask-jean:

this isn’t going to work

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