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Kevin: I'm in me doubles town. Broom broom.
Steve: get out me town
Kevin: awww 8'(

ex0skeletal:

Fun shark attack facts:

  • In 1996, toilets injured 43,000 Americans a year. Sharks injured 13.
  • In 1996, 2,600 Americans were injured by room fresheners. Sharks injured 13.
  • In 1996, buckets and pails injured almost 11,000 Americans. Sharks injured 13.
  • For every human killed by a shark, humans kill approximately two million sharks.

Conclusions:

  1. Humans are assholes.
  2. Sharks are not assholes.
  3. Apparently everyone in 1996 lived in a real-life infomercial.

princedoki:

u ever like have a crush but its not a crush its not romantic ur just like “-looks into persons eyes- u….r my bro………….4ever……………..our broship will never die…………..ill fight 4 u in HELL we ride……………..ride………….ride on the roads of bro hell 2gether………………………………..”

whyiseveryonesurlfancierthanmine:

steveeugenecarlsberg:

whyiseveryonesurlfancierthanmine:

steveeugenecarlsberg:

me right before any new wntv ep: okay but who bought lot 37

me right after any new wtnv ep: okay but who bought lot 37

me at any given time between wntv eps: okay but who bought lot 37

me every single moment for the remainder of time: okay but who bought lot 37

My anaconda don't

lessonlatrifa:

lunarledges:

lessonlatrifa:

my anaconda dont

my anaconda does not*

my anaconda does not wish to obtain any of what you’re offering unless you acquire a noticeably large rear end